Yo! Luongo! Your name is now Dan Spence
Sorry WI, that your new boys didn't make it. Who knew?
Goddammit San Jose, what do I have to give you to buy me a little revenge?
Parliament, you suck. You wouldn't need to do an about face if you just watched hockey at the bar like the rest of us.
Oh, just fire him already. I need to get on with my summer
Playoffs: lovin' it. How many good series have there been?
It's all on Ottawa now. No choking please, I need to recertify before I can give anyone the Heimlich again.
Phaneuf. And Weber. Drool. Or. Quake.