"Iron Mike" will be named head coach of the Calgary Flames at a 3:30pm ET news conference.
My thinking is as follows:
- NO MORE PLAYFAIR! YES!
- Hey, Iron Mike has a great NHL record with lots of experience.
- He's no softie like Playfair! Woo!
- Wait, didn't he fuck up Huselius?
- Oh no! What if he fucks up Huselius and Tanguay!
- Wait, has he not sucked in the past 4 years?
- Oh no! He ruined Vancouver for years!
- What the hell is going on.
- Ooo, ice cream.